In other words, to solve the declining birthrate....
Pokémon Breeding it is!
...fuck, time to buy a new bike.
They are into something...
What about a Pokemon dating app? Like, you fill a quizz that gives you the type of Pokemon you are (with stats and all) and you have to match with the person that is most compatible to you. If everything goes well, you two have a new baby pokemon to take care.
It's so stupid that it could somehow works.
Pokemon Sex is too on the nose and not suitable for all ages, sooo...
Pokemon Mate sounds friendly enough to be marketable as an app.
Pokémon Breeder.
You can only hatch your own pokémon eggs if you and your partner wear a little tracker for your heart rate and movement.
You get an XP bonus or Stat Booster for each Poké Pregnancy Test you take.
Positive Poké Pregnancy Tests give double bonuses.
There are two kinds of people, one, people who cannot extrapolate from incomplete information, and two, people who literally cannot win a single badge in Pokemon no matter how hard they fucking try because you fucking suck at the game, Jennifer.
What do you think Brock was all about? They were implanting that shit back in the beginning.