I couldn't verify it but that's the name I found too.
Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won't be getting burned at the stake.
Good old archive.org to the rescue
Still though, I've never been a big fan of ebooks. As terminally online as I am, I've never been able to get into it.
Just a different vibe I guess
What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don't believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman's heart with cheese. That's just a scientific fact.
It's true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.
We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.
Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the "password" was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, "I'll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman "OBEY" t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese".
"Before we bone, I must tell you... I ate radishes earlier. Perhaps you should, too."
And that's how you get on equal footing before jumping into the sack.
And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.
I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.
So you've tried these techniques and they didn't work? Or have you not tried them at all?
If she's running she doesn't know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off
I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.
Fellas, if you're girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that's not your grill, that's Elan from family guy! 😤
Burn what after you have perspired heavily in and introduce it to the food or drink of a man?!?
I gave my partner cheese and we've been together for almost ten years, this is probably true.