"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216
cross-posted from: https://hexbear.net/post/3368216
Stop pretending like you don't fart when you pee, there's no shame in it. That's typically the time to moan, if you're going to do it.
Personally, I'd find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.
If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they'll come out as you relax while peeing.
What does pee holes have to do with it. It's just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
I said that I'd be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
Wouldn't the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.
Happens all the time, nothing to be ashamed about.
Would be a little uncomfortable if something solid comes out though.
Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?
Sometimes you think youre done and as you go to wipe, guts are like "but wait, theres more!"
The picture doesn't do justice to the evil that is sharting. Especially in the middle of a long run.
I honestly think I’d rather shit myself while farting than piss myself. If you shit yourself you can hide it and clean up. If you piss yourself everyone can see.
I haven't stopped shitting for the last... checks watch twenty two years. Any combo is nice. The triple is a beaut