If their nukes are being maintained like their trucks I don't think they have any nukes
And considering the tritium necessary to use the nukes is $30 a gram I'm sure that turned into vodka a while ago.
i think their nuke was maintained because US controlled them regularly and I think the US experts were able to distinguish between a fake nuke, a dangerously unmaintained nuke and a functioning nuke.
But that only concerns nuclear warheads. Can Putin send those heads? The latest tests of Satan II suggest that no 😏
Fuck off right off with that briefcase shit, the only non-cringe nuke is the Davy Crockett. Russia's got fuck all to say to the atomic recoilless rifle of freedom.
too credible for NCD 😅. A good NCD possible way is: they will attach the warhead to prigozhin body because pringles has a tendency to fall from high altitude, and attach chinese balloon to him so pringles and the warhead don't fall immediatly. When a wild F-22 see the balloon above NATO territory it will attack it by instinct (that's well documented now that's what wild F-22 do when they see chinese ballon). Without the balloon pringles will fall making the warhead fall with it, and boom.
Actually tritium has LOTS of uses besides thermonuclear weapons and there is good market for "discount" tritium.
This whole thing keeps reminding me of Robin Williams Live on Broadway.
"Russia has de bomb! We have many bombs! We don't know where they all are..."
They work as job maintainers for the military- handy when it's time to pay mordita, or keep an inconvenient person busy. Now, though, those rotting nuke bases might have plum jobs- sit outside a missile silo and you don't have to be sent to the front.
Actually in May they took a bunch of soldiers from their nuclear branch and put them into a unit bound for Ukraine.
They never made it, they got sent to Kursk for some reason instead.