Valence rule

There's a TV network called "Ion", and their tagline is "Ion Television: Positively Entertaining". Every time I hear it I have to wonder how many of their viewers actually get it.

🧅^-^ anion

⚡️🧅 Onion

🧅 Offion

Onyo

You need to remove the skin on the onion to be more accurate

So garlic has fewer protons... chemistry is finally starting to make sense!