they should buy a bidet
Hemorrhoids
Cleanup on Aisle 2, that's what
their tapeworm is happy
uh oh shidding instead of farding
It means never trust a fart and they trusted that fart and look where it got them.
They got pinworms and are about to start dragging their ass on the carpet like a dog
You misheard them. They said "oooh, it's cheese" excitedly at a restaurant — the fart had nothing to do with it
They want someone to itch it for them but they're too shy to directly ask
itchy tasty
It means they don't wash their ass.
it means they're trying to blame it on Itchy who never did anything wrong