If marriage isn't annoying your spouse with your nonsense on a daily basis then I dont know what marriage is.
Have you tried removing the toilet seat 1 hour after your wife goes to bed, so that when she gets up to pee at 2am and doesn't turn on the light, she falls in?
Then you burst in, snap a pic, and upload it to your instagram with the caption "I keep the bitches pussy wet!"
Maybe THAT will annoy her?
I don't think they were suggesting anyone actually do that, but it does seem like they don't fully understand what it means to be playfully annoying to your spouse.
I literally promised an eye-roll per day in my vows. Can't stop, won't stop.
(Holiday inn)
Texting my spouse in another country with random nonsense, even though with our data plan, it's $0.10 a text.
Wait.. whaat ?? There are actual people who knowingly prefer WhatsApp to telegram ? I truly prefer telegram to WhatsApp, and am very surprised about this. To me WhatsApp = Facebook and I cannot fathom to use it if I can avoid it.
To be clear they're both shit from a privacy perspective.
Telegram has effectively no security by default. WhatsApp has better security on paper with meaningful end to end encryption. But Facebook still get your meta data and they scan images in the chat to check for illegal data.
That said I basically agree with you for insecure conversations. Telegram might have access to more of my data in a chat but they don't connect it up with all of the data Facebook has tracking me across the internet.
Pssst hey kids ... nextcloud.com. You wanna score some privacy?
Warning it may lead to Linux and other Foss addictions.
I was thinking the same thing. “Unstoppable” is not a trait you’d want to impart to your period.
Omg the days I've had super plus tampons, PLUS pads, and they'd be soaked within hours 😭 thank god for birth control
I hope doctors don’t say this anymore, but it used to be common for them to suggest having a kid if you had heavy periods and no kids. On top of that being an insane reason to have a child, wtf are you gonna do if it doesn’t work?? Now you have heavy periods and a small child.
I mean, it's free labor for small tasks. You ask a 2 year old to bring you a beer from the fridge, it's like a game to them! Just stock the beer on the bottom shelf so it's easily accessable to children. I mean, what were you going to use your crisper for anyways? Vegitables??? Pssshhhh!!!!!
having a kid if you had heavy periods
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Edit: Yo im talking bout the docs not you
I'll save anyone else a click, even Etsy doesn't have anything even close to a tampon costume for a penis. That link does, however, somehow have a The "Rings of Saturn" Butthole
in the search results, so... yeah.
Do you just siphon through old , like decades old, posts from reddit or whatever? I mean I want to participate I just don’t know how far back into pre-history
My litmus test is essentially whether I've seen it before or not, even if it looks like it could be old. If it made me laugh, I'll give it a shot and see if Lemmy enjoys it too.