https://deadline.com/2024/08/chick-fil-a-hatches-streaming-service-1236044196/
The fast-food company is launching its own slate of original content including a gameshow from Glassman Media and Sugar23.
What will be the name of Homophobic Chicken’s streaming service?
it's almost certainly going to be targeting kids to cement brand loyalty and be the sort of thing Osteen TradMoms can put on baby Zebulon's tablet so he'll be quiet during her MLM Brand Ambassador Party.
I think it will have a farmcore lifestyle name, like HappyAcresTV or FamilyDish or some shit.
though, it would be hilarious if one of their heirs lost their mind and insisted it be called BloodOfTheLambMAX or JESUS CHRIST IS LORD TV
Their ad campaigns are particularly annoying these days. A lot of "funny" videos of cows trying to convince people to eat chicken.
Feels really ghoulish to portray animals being killed for food as aware of that fact and then implying they are trying to get others to be killed and eaten in their place.
I hope it's not just more of that but in long form.
What feels ghoulish to you is the source of the humor for chuds, who find it titillating to think of the animal slaves killing each other for their favor like some kind of Animal Augustus Caesar sitting atop the coliseum
nah no way they think that hard about it
it's probably just derivative of the rabbit season/ duck season bit from looney tunes
they don't need to think about anything, i'm talking about the feeling it instils in them. It reaffirms their supremacist mindset immediately, no hard gears need to turn
i'm confused then.
... titillating to think of the animal slaves killing each other for their favor like some kind of Animal Augustus Caesar sitting atop the coliseum
directly makes it sound like they're thinking about all that instead of just incuriously laughing at something coded as humor. these people do not do media analysis and i'd be shocked if they felt anything besides mild amusement or whatever the term for "i recognize that was formed like humor but it wasn't funny enough to get a reaction" i didn't know the german loanword.
“i recognize that was formed like humor but it wasn’t funny enough to get a reaction” i didn’t know the german loanword.
I believe the term is "about as funny as cancer" which also accurately describes the situation
Take it seriously for thirty seconds and you're watching sentient creatures desperate not to be killed. But it's funny because they can't spell.
They will face justice for their lack of solidarity, but they are far from being first in line.
this is a pitiful plan b after the discovery that they get no points for originality starting a publication called Chick Tracts. worse yet the original hates queers just as much as they do 
There are days when I'm steeled for this kind of stuff, and days where it hits me kinda hard how dismal our capitalist dystopia is.
I never pay attention to reality tv so I had no idea non-entertainment companies produce shows.
Chick-Fil-A, known for its fried chicken sandwiches, is the latest company outside of the entertainment industry to move into making its own originals. It joins the likes of Lyft, which has produced shows such as Lucky Lyft, a game show hosted by Bob The Drag Queen, and Airbnb, which previously produced documentary Gay Chorus Deep South that aired on MTV.
What will be the name of Homophobic Chicken’s streaming service?
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