Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.
Your asshole will thank me
Why? What is she planning for your anus that requires callouses? You should inquire. That sounds suspicious!
They're called union shits around here. Even if you're not in one lol.
Also combine shitty to with expensive bidet. Best of both worlds.
If you don't use a bidet, your butthole is already calloused. I learned this the first time I pooped in a normal toilet after getting my bidet.
I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Plus side, it's basically impossible to clog your toilet with that stuff. It's effectively pipe grease.
My old work ordered everything from uline, and I started bringing in my own TP specifically because of how awful it is to use that tissue paper.
Legitimately feels like tissue paper that people stuff gift bags with.
But at the same time, almost slippery.
And you WILL know if you creased the paper the wrong way, because it WILL stab at you with the force of ten thousand teeny tiny needles.
How much TP did you use to use? I'm usually in the 2-4 squares range, which is usually enough to get a clean wipe. I imagine I'd still be in that range w/ a bidet, I'd just be a bit cleaner. My trick is to buy non-crappy TP, so I don't need to double up (Costco brand is the perfect mix of strong and cheap).
Thing's so top heavy he's gonna barely touch it and the whole thing will go toppling into the bathtub and instantly absorb 10x its weight in water.
Just like that, 42 cents down the drain.
Bro that tp is gonna melt in the water whole homeboy watches like that devastated raccoon.
One of my neighbors owns a restaurant. When covid hit, they dropped boxes of gloves, hand sanitizer, and those rolls of TP off for everyone on the street. I still have one
The secret is a bidet. Much cleaner and suddenly I spend a third on toilet paper compared to before (you still use some for drying and checking).
I just have a garbage disposal at the bottom of my toilet. I turn it on before flushing for the "bigger deposits" 🌀
Yeah, the person has removed the public property from the 'public' and made it a private property.
Public property means owned by the public, not "free item". If you make it private it is stealing from the public.
I was hella poor in college, and constantly using Taco Bell napkins and such for toilet paper. One day at school I found one of these rolls that was left on the counter in the bathroom. I immediately put that shit in my backpack and took it home. It felt like I had won the lottery! No need to worry about toilet paper for like 6 months!
Get the double length loo roll. Because of maths, it's not twice as wide even if it's twice as long, but you have to change the loo roll half as often. You will not regret this transition.
Someone's university has CH-751 locks on their toilet roll dispensers, and is missing a roll...
I still have 2 rolls of that stuff from back when there was no TP in the store and it was all I could find. Never did end up using them, but I guess I'm set if it happens again!
Garbage toilet paper found often at the workplace. People especially poor in money and/or taste will sometimes use it in their homes.
Wouldn’t that get absolutely covered in shit particles by the time you get to the middle?
To be fair 1 flush with the lid open and you'd get a nice particulate smattering on everything.
And many more things along with shit.
I’m no germaphobe but the increased exposure time of that roll does disturb me. A normal roll gets maybe two dozen flushes or so before running out, that jumbo roll is being showered with hundreds of flushes.
No. My place has a closet right outside of the bathroom and we have 90% of our stuff in there.
and bugs climb out from the root of the eyelash follicles and eat your skin at night, when they crawl back in to lay eggs
what, do the shit particles BURROW through the outer layers of paper? you’re only ever getting one flush worth of shit particles unless someone in your house is shitting without wiping.
Do you see the large side of that huge roll? And you do understand that toilet paper is absorbent, right?