Which part, the green lizard lady or the cute cleric girl? I mean, I know Australia has some gnarly wildlife but didn't think it was part of the dating pool

Piecemakers3Dprints

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Clearly, you've never been. 🤪

Walk_blesseD

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Listen cunt, we're not here to fuck spiders.

~~Minthara, on the other hand, …~~

Transcendant

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Eww, this guy will only fuck bipedals and not arthropods, gross! Get with the times caveman!

Walk_blesseD

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I'm not a guy. Nor are any of my characters.

Transcendant

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My apologies for the incorrect assumption

Cheers

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Just like irl tbh

Bishma

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I can't unlock the Withers romance arch no matter how hard I don't try.

yA3xAKQMbq

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Somewhere at Larian code review: "Whaddya mean hot_for_anal doesn't control the horizon of threshold for analysis. What else could it... Oh. Ooooh..."

notExactlyI20

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5htrn2ceun341

Kolanaki

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I read the screen in the background on the left as saying "we (no longer) thrust" at first and was like "that's really on the nose."

Destraight

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Vincke literally says it's a bug

Redscare867

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Spoilers ahead, be warned!

The strangest thing by far for me was whenever I went to sleep and this shirtless mindflayer tried to bang me. What the actual fuck was that? I have 0 indication that I was even into you.

mrnotoriousman

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I went for the tentacle sex on my evil character (just finished first run!). Totally did not expect what happened to happen but just rolled with it haha.

IamLost

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That's how I would discribe losing my virginity. Minus the tentacle sex part.

Piecemakers3Dprints

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You missed out.

stopthatgirl7

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I had that happen last night and I’m still not ok. My poor tiefling is definitely not going to sleep anytime soon.

AsimovsRobot

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Subconsciously maybe? 😂

Redscare867

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Lol maybe dude is literally just like “I showed you my house, pls respon” like bruh I don’t trust you at all

mrnotoriousman

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"I've been watching you disguised this whole time, pls be mine"

Everblue

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Haha, explore his home and learn about his favourite soup and the next thing you know, you're lying on a rock next to him and he's shirtless. Like dude. Maybe that's why he's so insistent on having you turn into a mindflayer, needs some tentacle loving.

noxy

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and yet Scratch has never once propositioned me

Akasazh

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He's a good boy, not a naughty one.

::: spoiler onthulling However if you find the jar of peanut butter in Moonrise tower kitchen... nope this feels wrong, sorry all :::

cupcakezealot

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due to a bug

*a worm

mrnotoriousman

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A tadpole, if you will

TransplantedSconie

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I always wondered why Lae'zel wanted to bang, and we never talked much before the Grove. I'm a Shadowheart simp, though, so I turned down the Battle-sex.

AEsheron

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My Vengeance Paladin was down for some nightly cardio. Dumped her ass the minute I met Karlach though, Karlach is best girl, 100%

Piecemakers3Dprints

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No contest. The nine hells've never created better.

TransplantedSconie

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In my next playthrough, I'm creating a Tiefling and climbing that Outlander's....huge tracks of land.

Chev

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That's good to hear soldier but I'm not sure if I can contain my heat much longer if you say something like this. 🥵

Piecemakers3Dprints

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Save scumming. This is the way.

JimmyMcGill

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And here I am, still trying to get my first smooch from the fiery teddy bear that is karlach.

Piecemakers3Dprints

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It's worth it.

fushuan

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Throw them water! A watter bottle, the create water spell, anything that makes them wet. Ray of frost...

JimmyMcGill

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Not sure if sarcastic or actually true. Will try it next time XD

But I will save first

fushuan

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It's true, when you tell her that you will try something she tells you to do it, to throw her something, and puts a pose as if she were ready to take it. You cna then do it and talk to her to trigger a kiss scene

Coelacanth

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I experienced the wonky romance implementation both ways. Some, like Lae'zel and (especially) Halsin went from 0-100 in the blink of an eye, which was very annoying.

However, I also got permanently friendzoned by Karlach, Wyll and Astarion because I didn't take enough Long Rests in Act 1, so important character moments with those three never happened for me. I've heard Wyll invites you to dance, but I never got that, nor the night time creeping from Astarion. These moments seem to be required, because I've been locked out of all relationship progression with those three characters. I'm at the end of Act 3 now and they've not had much to say since the start of Act 2 . Hopefully this has or will be fixed, though.

EDIT: clearer wording.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe

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Is THAT why both laezel and karlach were like "it fizzled" and why my boy wyll won't pound my demon receptacle? Because that's a little upsetting

correcthorsedickbatterystaple

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we must of course transmit the wyll to you in a receptacle

assassin_aragorn

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Lae'zel was just like,

"You smell like battle. I can smell the blood and sweat all over you. I saw you massacre those goblin children and tear their heads off. I want you to fuck me here and now."

funktion

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Mine was like that, only she had already fucked me beforehand, so she was like "go fuck someone else tonight, but DON'T WASH, I'M INTO THAT SHIT"

JimmyMcGill

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My gf got wyll to ask her to dance (well her character) and we’re in Act 2 already so maybe it just takes some time.

funktion

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My Wyll danced with me near the end of Act 2, as well. The next night Gale got all emo and wanted to watch the stars with me. Y'all are too late I'm a Shart main

Bricriu

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Typo or kink?

funktion

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What do you think?

Coelacanth

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I finished the game today and it never happened.

fushuan

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If you are not in act 3 yet, go back to act 1 and spam partial rests, most of the events that you skipped will happen.

Coelacanth

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I was at the door of the final fight as I wrote the comment and finished the game later that day.

VikingHippie

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60 hours from now, just before the final battle

Oh you sweet summer child..

dustyData

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Will they release a classic speedrun version for the sex% scene?

Bonehead

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Bug? Or undocumented feature?

asunaspersonalasst

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Probably an easter egg

paddirn

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Gale and Wyll seemed to be the two that didn’t try to jump my bones right out of the gate, I just seemed to pick the non-saucy options for them I guess. Everyone else is a super-slut and nobody seems to care that I’m hitting on everyone else.

TheRobotFrog

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Funny, those are the two I had to hold back with a broom.

VikingHippie

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Same here! The look on Wyll's face when I politely turned him down gave RL me 3 points of psychic damage..

TheRobotFrog

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For real. I kept saying irl "dude, you're basically my best friend in this game, but I'm trying to smash Karlach." I wish there was a "let's stay friends" option after the dance.

Redscare867

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I turned Gale down and then he tried again eventually. No means no dude

peopleproblems

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I do gotta say, this game has made me understand the "role" playing aspect.

I don't think I've ever done anything beside "good" and "bad".

Kolanaki

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This must have been the only bug I didn't have. Only Lae'zel and Minthara were super thirsty without having to do anything but play the game (and even then it kinda fit the character for both considering what triggers the encounter). Wyll's also kinda happened but that one you did have to want it pretty bad to get it, even if it was easy. Otherwise it's just an awkward moment when you catch him dancing.

Everyone else? It's like nobody wanna ride the dragon dick. 🤷🏻‍♂️

VikingHippie

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In my case that moment was made somewhat more awkward by a bug causing his camp clothes to disappear so that he was just dancing around naked 😳 😂

On the plus side, it made me laugh out loud when Wyll suddenly appeared naked and doing a somewhat goofy walk in the background while one of the other characters was telling me something serious 😅

FarceMultiplier

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The only one who has flirted like crazy with me was Astarion. Maybe he's really into bright orange dragonborn.

CrunchyBoy

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Me too, I just thought that was his personality. I mean, it fits.

average650

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I never even got him in my party.... why would I trust a guy who tries to jump me first chance he got?

ayaya

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Aw you are missing out, he's the most fun character IMO and his VA absolutely kills it.

CordanWraith

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I had the complete opposite experience, yes his VA does an incredible job, but I can't stand the character himself, personally.

Piecemakers3Dprints

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Seriously. I purposely closed out Act I without even interacting with him in the first place. I played dozens of hours throughout the beta, and was so sick of his bullshit by the release date. Fuck Astarion.

Nepenthe

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Fuck Astarion

I'm trying, but the mean video game developer people are trying to destroy our love

fushuan

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I'd encourage you to treat him like a PTSD victim that has been a prisoner for 200 years. He is a complex character and he can be good. In my playthough I never really interacted with him besides his questline and you learn a lot about him with Cazador and all that stuff.

ptolemy

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I ended up >!stabbing him after he went too far w/ sucking my blood. Figured I would revive him afterwards, but found out I couldn't.!< I didn't like him enough to reload the save.

Hanabie

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What's his name, Trump?

asunaspersonalasst

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Gamers be liek: "It's not a bug, it's a cool feature!"

Transcendant

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It's good to know I wasn't imagining things, I made a comment just after release saying I was over seemingly every character trying to fuck