There should be a picture of each captain alone in their own flume.
Captain's Personal Log.
Oh I should've specified, I meant the joke name of the ride like (this is the exact moment I realized I'm actually an idiot and missed the entire joke because it's a CAPTAINS LOG)
Oh, the "ride" is also photoshopped in there. Captain's Log Flume. It's easy to miss but on the front of the log.
I feel like Sisko would be having more fun than that. Seems like a dude who'd be down with a log flume.
