That’s a lot of information to swallow

A lot of repetitive information. I bet if you zip up you can reduce that a lot.

Just realized I’ve been getting transfer speeds of 1500 TB data in 12 sec all this while.

There's a lot of redundancy in that information load so compression could speed up transport.

Are you a Router, or an Access Point? Or a Switch? 😉

Isn't there a lot more than 37.5MB of data in a sperm? There are about 3.2 billion base pairs in the human genome, which means 1.6 billion in a sperm. At 2 bits per base pair that's 400MB of data!