Our big boy can't even get wet now that they put his ass in the cube
because of woke
because of woke
This portrays weakness. Me? I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.
Trump giving a speech with an open-carry and plate carrier would cause a meltdown by the civility libs.
I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle
I'd get a big plate carrier with "if you come at the king don't miss" written on it.
If it was in le epic Gambo font like that "DAE LE WINTER IS COMING" promo material last election cycle was, 
might improve his chances.
TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.
Yeah, I thought they were gonna go for the whole "Trump as 50 Cent" thing after the shooting.
Thinking about that video of Castro showing off his "bulletproof vest" and it's just his bare chest 
The glass is largely cosmetic, devs just turned off his hitbox for the event.
Just like with "Lord British," people can find a way.
Just putting this here:
To be clear, this image is from a speech he gave 5 years ago 
I guess it was raining or something so they put him in a cube lol
This is how you know he's cooked. Totally scared now. Hiding behind this screen is pure cowardice.
If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
When 
finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a 
, they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.
"Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels." 
If he was frozen in a giant ice cube would that count as wet because when it's frozen it's not water anymore?
