I never trust a man wearing a hat. I ALWAYS trust a women wearing a hat. This has never steered me wrong.

Me agreeing with this advice

How about enbies in beanies

Enbeanies

I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can't tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out

Never happens with the bucket on

How do you feel about bananas in pajamas

Curious George proved men in hats aren't to be trusted

But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat

you've never watched the kentucky derby

Death to America

When I transitioned I went from wearing hats to wearing a rotating cast of bandanas to accessorize with my stockpile of scrunchies.

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Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they're big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That's terrifying. That's a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.

I have never worn a hat

Im cooked

If the hat is ciele, avoid at all costs

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I am currently in the habit of wearing a (far too warm) hat to hide my earbuds at work, so, you're absolutely correct.

I'll trust a woman, but I'll never trust a women if I don't even know how many she is.

I feel like there should be an exception for when it's really sunny out, and/or playing baseball