This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We're playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
I looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
He became she. Burger became soda. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that hydrogen can turn into helium!
After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.
No one has even noticed that
Wrong again. He was one of the first, if not the firstest, president of the United States. They even named the capital after him because he was a capitalist
I don't know about firstest, but he was definitely firster. That's why they call him a founding father, not a founding fathest.
A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
No, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.
What's that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.
Even if you're American it's still nonsensical
I thinks it's supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
really? you're supposed to know it's not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there's that.
This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
I must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
It's because they made it up. No one has ever referred to Oregon as a small Minnesota before.
They are stretching the story to fit the truth.
Only because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
Probably a fine dye so long as you don't mind everything you own being that color. Not to mention the smell. And being dead of course.
Real talk, I have the Oregon Trail video game board game and my wife and I were playing it for the first time and she said "you start first so I know what to do" so I flipped the first card and immediately died of a rattlesnake bite leaving her to play on her own
I haven't really played the board game, as my wife and I usually get caught up in longer ones. But I do have childhood memories of killing many a brave group of pioneers with poor planning and too much bad meat.