I get coffee so i can spend more time pooping on company time. I then get another coffee as a cover to chat to colleagues. Then smoke break. Then lunch. Post lunch coffee chat. More poops. Then home.
Work completed... none
Today I showed up an hour late, had a coffee, pooped, and scrolled Hexbear. I expect I’ll go take a car nap shortly, and have another coffee while reading Blackshirts. There’s a vending area and the camera only points at the pay terminal so free snacks too. (This tip provided by a rando who noticed me when I watched him grab some stuff and leave through the entrance)
i buy my coffee from the zapatistas so that i can ensure that my daily fascist bean juice at least comes from people who are relatively free
buying coffee to perform better at work
buying coffee because it tastes good
Death to America
At my job.. theres free coffe.
In fact i think almost all jobs ive worked at, provided free coffee
Every job I've had, both factory worker and as a software engineer has had free unlimited coffee, tea and hot chocolate.