It's actually the only candle that smells you
burned toast
you know how nursing homes smell? exactly like that.
Mothballs
Mothballs, old balls, and old mothballs.
It's actually just an empty tin.
But! If you say that it is incapable of producing a flame or aroma, you get yelled at for two weeks. Then they agree with you. Then they give you another empty tin and expect you to be happy about it
Bengay
Corn pops
Cornpops, either that or a moldy corpse.
Hair
Ashes
Soiled diaper and mottled flesh with a touch of mental decline.
Rotting brains
Formaldehyde with notes of leaded gasoline for some reason
This candle actually absorbs smells bc its smelling you.
nothing, since we're in the middle of a covid wave
vanilla.
mothballs but now im thinking that would probably be poisonous
Failure
Real answer: sandalwood or one of those "old man scents" like tobacco or cedar
It's been a while since this site made me feel true revulsion