Never imagined stars could be so hoggish

And that's just Stephenson. You should see Stephen.

Global warming, big sun should be ashamed and move to a cleaner energy source

That’s a big chungus

Think of the material it would take to encapsulate that bad boy into a Dyson sphere.

But think of all the metals it will dump into the interstellar medium!

Fuel scooping...

I had one of these on my asshole once

There won't even be repercussions! The government is afraid to prosecute big stars. I say lock em up!

all that power and still the Roblox servers are dysfunctional