Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. the White". You're "Mr. the White". I'm Mithrandir so that's what you call me. You know, that or The Grey Pilgrim, or uh Olórin, or the Wandering Wizard if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

rustydomino

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What’s a palantir, Gandalf?

Shut the fuck up, Pippin.

(Side note: this sub needs more Pippin memes!)

Minarble

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Say what you like about worshipping the dark lord Sauron, at least it’s an ethos.

ChronosTriggerWarning

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At least I'm Tower trained.