Sure it is yours?
Yes.
My mom found her at an abandoned building known for being a spot where people dumps cats. It is full of strays.
You're keeping it this time?
A baby? In this economy?
Oh it’s not that kind of shower?
Did the abortion fail?
Everyone here a potential father too?
When's the funeral?
Have you told him it's mine?
You're under arrest for child abuse
Are you keeping it?
"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."
Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.
Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?
Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card