I see Vance more as the guy that's chair of the HOA board, and drives around the neighborhood six times a day looking for any minor infraction to write up, but only for the residents he has beef with - looking the other way when one of his "friends" is in violation of the CC&Rs. So he's the guy that puts a lien on your house while you're in the hospital.
I'm not downvoting you because this was a bad post.
I'm downvoting you because I can't unsee it.
Also Vance: sneaks into your house and violates your couch while you're in the hospital.
"She shouldn't have been upholstered in silky smooth velour. She was asking for it!"
I'm lucky, my HOA handles the grass themselves
Just gotta shovel the snow directly in front of my house
I think being in a relatively walkable neighborhood means all the usual shenanigans that power tripping HOAs pull aren't as easily deployed