Here's how JD Vance can still become likable

I heard that historically, the VP pick is chosen primarily to firm up numbers and on average provides a short term 12-15% bump in polls.

JD "Couchfucker" Vance apparently is hanging a -6% drop.

That is so fucking funny to me. Couldn't have happened to a more swollen asshole.

Crypto-cunts really live in their own reality, eh?

I'd like him more if he released a video with a couch. I still wouldn't vote for him, but I would like him more.

JD Vance promises an NFT ape for every american household! what's not to like?

How cows Batman, Crypto!? Why didn't we think of that in the first place!?