I'm not a couch fucking guy but if I was that would be the type of couch that I would fuck. It's just so plush...
Watch Last Week Tonight with John Oliver from July 28 (if I'm correct), but the full show, not on YouTube.
But he didn't deny it, he definitely fucked a couch.
The only guy who watches backroom casting couch and doesn't need to skip to the "good part."