I dropped my Netflix subscription and just spend hours a day on OnlyHonk. Don't judge!
Be careful, friend. Honk addiction is a real thing. I was severely addicted to honk, and I lost so much energy to and money to Only honk. You should really consider No Flap. Not flapping your wings has been proven to increase your psychic mumbo jumbo!
so when do they actually reveal the gander, then?
or is the menu filled only with sauce for the geese?
Well you know what they say. Whats good for the gander reveal party, is good for the goose.
Only Honk.
Or
"There are no genders. Only Honk."
Make a new website, and/or make a new HonkBusters.
Alternatively: "Where we're going, we won't need genders to honk..."