Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is...old! Gasp! Who knew?
Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn't choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!
it's not even an age thing, basically everyone should be drinking metamucil given the general modern diet
we owe it to ourselves to have healthy bowel movements
They're painfully stupid too.
Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.
Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.
"NAH HE'S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666"
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He needs to get his electrolytes, the First Lady promised to give him a present when he stops sabotaging the Dem presidential campaign
Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.