"Spiritual american" tag only works if the guy showed up in tacticool gear, vaped, then shot 25 people in the crowd
It was the biggest story of the Olympics this week - a bolivian guy absolutely obliterated the returning American burger champ by the second round
Why doesn't the NRA sponsor shooters on Team USA? I'm only partially joking. Is it because the Olympics are too g*y?
Americans think that the rest of the world has no guns to the point that they will confidentially try to school European gun owners on their own country’s gun laws (he just repeats random axioms he learned from memes)
This doesn't track because americans don't have good aim, they don't shoot their arsenal of guns, they just collect toys.
John Brown showed that collecting an arsenal of guns can be a good thing, but such basedness is rare
Imagine representing your country in the Olympics and getting a silver medal and then someone has the audacity to call you American
I also believe that there are spiritual Americans across the globe. This is not a good thing.
Can confirm, they're easy to spot. Usually on a Harley or driving an American truck or muscle car.
There are more guns than people in the US. That’s because they have the right to consume product but not effectively train with them unless you’re in a liberal state with public land
Americans don't have a culture of smoking on par with that of China, Japan or Turkey. Even Italians and French smoke more than Americans
Clearly, they haven't met many Turks.
A Turk asking where they can smoke is so damn Turkish.
This is the quintessential middle aged man from the Balkans/Turkey.
An american would also be hotdogging all over the place.
the funniest part was he was up against a serb decked out in eyegear (still missed)
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