What if I don't want to scratch a liberal?
What if I just want to tickle them with a feather duster until they sneeze? Bet you tankies didn't consider that one.
passive: Ruthless Criticism (does damage back to the attacker)
passive: Mutual Aid (automatically share all damage bewteen non hostiles.)
passive: scratch a liberal (when threatened change into a fascist)
passive: Treat demon (When faced with any perceived threat to your enjoyment, activate the berserk state.)
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Anyone else wants to add to this be my guest.
guys stop scratching the liberals i'm tired of cleaning all this fascist blood out of the carpet
God gave us one mouth, two ears, and 10 fingernails. He really wants us to scratch things.
One mouth, two ears, ten fingernails, clearly god must want us to scratch things. But consider the toenail,