You surely won't regret it

I'm giving you a virtual pat on the back for that comment.

I bet there's always a lot of fun at his house as well.

I was sure that was a young Seinfeld until I zoomed in. Mixed feelings on this dude's sexy sharpness now.

... He'd probably say he's too young for me.

I'd fuck him

You get a pat on the back for that *ahem*

Edit: damn, someone beat me to it. Anyone for Fun Kart Grand Prix?

bald with mullet is totally a thing (don't take as a recommendation tho)

Nah man, gotta rock the skullet. Just own it :)

Call us when you get to 45°c.

Sincerely,

Phoenix

I was going to post this but then thought I couldn't be the only one