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Donald Trump is so old

That his tiny hands were considered normal size for people in his times

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Back in his day, you had to eat lots of oranges or you got scurvy. Sadly, he's also an idiot, so he decided to BE the orange.

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He is so old, they didn't have antibiotics back then. That's how he got his brain damage from syphilis.

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It was his personal Vietnam

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Nah, his brain damage is nothing like Vietnam. He didn't dodge brain damage.

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Drain bramage, the syphilitic killer

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I still see that old comic sketch in my head lmao

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