Ananas rule

Italians will literally put french fries and mayo on a pizza and call it pizza americana and then try to pretend they're too good for some pineapple

It's cuz the only Hawaiian pizza they've had is like Dominos. A well-done Hawaiian pizza is the best topping imo

"Putting a fruit on pizza is just wrong," I huffed indignantly.

Tomato glanced nervously around the room before asking, "What the hell, why do I have eyes, what sort of cruel god etc."

It did. It's still delicious.

It is and like backass farmer territory Canada, the town hardly even has a train station (though it is full of dispensaries ngl)

Im Italian and I really dont see the problem with pinapple on pizza. Its actually kinda good

YUS!

There's not enough "k" in your komment to be a valid excuse

Sprinkle in some bacon...

Pepperoni and sauerkraut is pretty good too.