I'm choosing to believe it for the possibility of the something funny happening in the next 6 months.π€
Biden dies tomorrow, kamela becomes Pres, she loses to trump, trump rules for two weeks and then chokes on a big mac and dies, Vance becomes the president
one or more candidates killed in an unrelated mass shooting because wring place wrong time. shootout between usss agents and local "good guy with a gun" types who jerked off about being that guy at that mall.
Gotta love having state of the art antivirals and drugs that 99% of your population can't afford or have access to.
Land of the freeeeeee
It merely requires 24/7 care for a week and thousands of dollars in drugs to ensure that you don't die or becoming disabled... because It's mild and the pandemic is over.
except the accelerated cognitive decline but that's happening to everybody so it's ok :)
It's almost completely resolved, cuz he's figured dead until proven (barely) alive, when da Covid leaves...
And people say he's a dementia ridden old man! If he were really an old man, why would he be acting like a teenager trying to fake being sick to get out of school?
AI Biden is immune to COVID.
Flesh and blood Biden is likely on ice, waiting for the most politically beneficial time to have a national funeral.
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