No way its got everything!!
- as reported on insert private company news
- shooting obv
- stadium/venue with some jarring brand name
- an American centric/invented sport
- refence to the americas obesity sufferers
- whole situation caused by thinking they are above the rules
Edit: wait okay is "Guaranteed Rate" field what I assume and some insurance company owned baseball field or is it like the town name lmao?
Edit 2: lmao okay it's the company
[Medium: Success] — Guaranteed Rate Companies is a private residential mortgage company founded in Chicago in 2000. The company has acquired several other mortgage companies such as Manhattan Mortgage, Sun State Home Loans, and Nationwide Direct, which themselves had each acquired hundreds of smaller mortgage companies. In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.
In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.
This is the equivalent of being fined $20.55 after you fraud your way to $100,000
Or being fined $0.02 for stealing $100, which is closer to an amount that I can comprehend
Instead, if a worker steals $100 out of the register, they go to jail and pay fines exceeding what was stolen
I don't know where the line came from, but it was something along the lines of ”If the punishment is a fine, then it's not illegal for rich people to do it”. Or rich corporations, but 
already considers them people.
— Our real life has always been the parody, madame! A nation born and bred from a farce, endlessly daring itself to delve deeper into the absurd. Certainly a mentality worth adopting!
Not to mention someone bringing a gun to a situation there has no need for there to be a gun in
so do I comrade
erasure
You, a baby who needs a Gucci tactical holster for your 9
Me, a genius who hides a pistol in my belly flab
I literally just pitched this as a gag
What the fuck, I thought I would have more time before it got lathed into existence
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I'm sorry but if fat folds can hide a gun from metal detectors then those things are fucking useless.
