self-explanatory!!
self-explanatory!!
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
Each day you don't poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
Or just some painkillers. I had surgery seven or eight years ago and I still remember how badly I wanted to shit by day three and it just wasn't happening.
You can talk to animals now. I think what you mean is you want them to be able to talk too.
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
Imagine going outside during spring. All animals are just yelling "I'M SO FUCKING HORNY!".
Everytime you talk to an animal, every moving living being around you looks like the animal you talked to for the next 2 hours.
The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
removal of debt happens by way of destruction of banking infrastructure. this may or may not be related to other harm
-- this is actually how quite a lot of people got debts cleared on 9/11 (this was before offsite backups)
It would be less efficient, but people who are deaf-blind can access the Internet and communicate using a refreshable Braille display. In-person they can communicate using an interpreter using a special sign language.
granted. you can understand everything, but when you respond, you choose wrong (related, but not mutually intelligible) language every time
if you want to lift something by telekinesis, you'd be just as tired, if not more, than if you used your hands. if you want to set something on fire by thought alone, you need to provide that initial energy somehow (like starting fire with bow drill). you'll be drained just as much as after physical work
No, if you were just worried about energy, you would be much less tired than by doing things manually. For example, moving a heavy object downhill would gain you energy, not lose it, and keeping a heavy object in the air would neither gain nor lose energy. it would only be lifting that is hard, and it would still be easier than lifting manually.
Edit: and according to Wikipedia, human muscles only have an efficiency of around 20%, so doing basically anything through magic would be 5x easier than doing it by hand.
let's keep conservation of energy, conservation of momentum, conservation of angular momentum and conservation of mass. who said telekinesis is 100% efficient? also let's make it so that the bigger distance from user, the less efficient it gets
This is like saying you would be tired after lifting a pallet with a forklift. Many magic systems are about using magic in the world around you, which only requires you to understand how to use it; the energy being consumed doesn't come from yourself.
Now you see why the people at Hogwarts have a big feast every other day. And I don't recall the more corpulent ones using that much magic
This would be a fair limit. You would be limited by certain conservation laws, but as long as you would provide an adequate energy source (say, like Flash, you had to eat a lot more food) it could still be useful.
Obeying all of the laws of physics, magic wouldn't work at all. Assuming you were able to break a few but kept some such as conservation of energy, it would be very powerful, ex: teleportation does not break conservation of energy as long as you teleport to the same height you left from. If you were able to extract energy from your surroundings, you could probably do basically anything you want. You could lower the sun's heat by a degree and be able to move a mountain.
let's make it so that all energy used in magic comes from within the user and has to be supplied as food
But it still only works if magic actually works and if it doesn't, then you just understand really well how you would have used magic, if it were actually real.
Time stops for everything that isn't you, including air. You leave a vacuum everywhere you go and can never stay anywhere for long.
You take it from the hungriest person about to eat it, assuming there is someone at the time. You cannot turn this ability off, and it happens even when you aren't referring to the food. I hope those birthday cakes taste good, you monster.
When you have obtained your superpower, you lose your ability to obtain any new superpowers.
So I get to chose one super power, but I lose the ability to think so it renders any powers I've obtained essentially useless? Man, this js the most realistic super power conversation ever. So realistic it's quite scary!
Thats a obvious oversight by me. Worth a try still.
Plus, I can go anywhere instantly as long as I'm in private.
You are unable to control the ability and will teleport even when you are just be reminded of a place.
The first time you go to a church and actually understand what they're saying as a child, you go to hell
Except you feel the need to always respond to everyone else's conversations. Your timing is impeccable yet everyone comes to resent your witty remarks.
Every attempt at thought or action ends in an omnipotence paradox. E.g., can God make a rock so heavy even he can't lift it?
Having unlimited power means you control everything. You have no time to enjoy your power because you're constantly making sure the laws of physics stay and balance so the universe doesn't dissolve.
You also gain impotence. Congratulations! You now know that you can only be a god by being a paradox
You have analysis paralysis. You can do everything, but you can't figure out what you want to do at any given time, so you just do nothing.