Brandon: "Folks, I'm pausing all campaign ads against Trump in solidarity, speaking with his doctors, praying for a-" Republican lawmakers:
federal congressman btw 💀
federal congressman btw 💀
lmao if there's anyone biden HASN'T advocated for stochastic terror against, it's fascists
I hope Biden doesn’t die from assassination. He deserves to go out in the funniest way possible: naturally. Have him give some big hoorah speech about being sharp and healthy, and have him trip on his way to the exit and hit his head against the pavement
Like this geriatric Ukronazi who dropped dead literally in the middle of his speech
CW: A dude literally dying
Counter-CW: lmao dead Nazi.
Broke: The Democrats ordered the assassination attempt cause they're scared of Trump.
Woke: The Republicans staged the assassination attempt.
Bespoke: The Democrats staged the assassination attempt so some right-winger kills Brandon out of revenge and they can finally replace him.
Unyoke: this was engineered by OpenAI to collect training data about human reactions to a presidential assassination attempt because the dataset from 1981 was too dated.
This is what he meant when he said his vice president is Trump. They're gonna formalize the two party system just being one party
The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them.
when there arent any communists to even go after so they go straight after the liberals.
"In solidarity"
Sniveling dirtbag, and yet less pathetic than the libs who'd withhold their votes should he take some unrestrained glee at the event; libs who didn't withhold their votes because of his support for genocide but would withhold it for civility in politics.
Meanwhile his lackeys are trying to pin this whole situation on 
. All because Brandon can't make a coherent argument.
