No, seriously, I want to know

This is actually what an adult cow looks like, we just never get to see it in real life because we kill them for meat before they achieve their true glory. All of humanity used to be pescatarian, but a cult of human skaters convinced us to start eating cows so that they could win at the X Games

Cowabunga

That appears to be a human wearing a cow suit (aka leather). You don't often see people wearing the entire suit, head, hooves and all, that's some serious dedication! 🐄

/s

Shredding beef

Where my cow fursuits at

That's Skate 3! That ditch run was one of my favorite spots. The cow thing is a mod though

Skating

Cow makes that

Board makes that

Unfall

Grind beef

That cow's sick! Must be bird flu.

When a man and cow love each other very much

Holy cow!