Post Made Up Movie Names
Escape from Rebel City
The Capricorn
Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday
Char Broiled
The Bogota Maneuver
Flint!
Steel Mechanic
Escape from Rebel City
The Capricorn
Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday
Char Broiled
The Bogota Maneuver
Flint!
Steel Mechanic
The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC (2019)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
it's a common misunderstanding and it's actually something of an in joke with the fandom. there's a really good edit someone made that basically changes the canonical order to be:
The Mechanic (2010)
The Mechanic II (2013)
MECHANIC III: New Dawn (2022)
The Mechanic 3 (2015)
MECHANIC 2 (2020)
MECHANIC (2019)
The Mechanic: Revelations (2014)
which works remarkably well. they actually brought back the original director from the first two the mechanic movies for new dawn, so stylistically it fits better even though it was made a decade later. the end result is a sort of rashomon version of the mechanic narrative. it's really a must watch for mechanic fans.
How So, On The Morrow?
Five Months In Scottsdale, Arizona
Splint
Mischief Gone Awry
Froggo The Boy
Robert's First Trip Out
Three Men In A CVS On A Tuesday Morning
The Surly Commandant's Nephew
Menacing Compacts
Blades And Bullets At The Bookstore
Scalamangor!
Margot Left
Who Opened The Den Door?
The Implausible Hop-Man
Here's a few more:
Silver Sandbars
Corndog: Part IV
Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure
The Lower Lumbar
Star-Crunch
Nocturnal Nemesis
How To Get To The Hardware Store
Mordecai's Surfin' Hawaiian Adventure had me laughing for a solid 15 seconds and is still giving me a chuckle
Sniper King would be awesome if it was literal. Punch Drunk Hitman sounds like an amazing slapstick comedy
The last yakubian
The lost election
Savior
Portfolio of a troubled man
Man who did 899 real estate deals
The final dangerous game : part two
Diary of a welder
Underwear mogul
The third plane
If it's heroin, meh, it's called rent or whatever. If it stars two dudes in a horse costume, it.there opening night
I didn't know horse was a slang term for heroin until I read that.
It's about a society where some people are horses and some people are two people in a horse costume, but our main character is two people in a horse costume who want to be a horse.
Flint (2017) is a movie about lead-poisoned water in a Michigan city, maybe adding an exclamation mark turns it into a satire black comedy musical
Better the Fire upon Thee Roll
Dear Rabbi
Haudenosaunee
Inconquerable
It Was a Cold Night
Like Fishes Need Water
Roatta: The Black Beast
Some Call it Cowardice
The Butcher of Fezzan
The Gospel According to St. Peter
Thirteen Twelve
Unreckoned
A Little Knowledge
And It Came to Pass
Desecrators
Hail, Immortal Fatherland
Making the Best of It
Looking Out for Number One
Out of the Running
The Only Good Communist
The Plague Rats
Uno ab Alto
White Ain’t Right
The land before tomorrow.
The land without thyme.
Last place
Screwdriver pt 10
Campus of country
Live easy
The cat that lives with an old man who lives atop the mountain who's always a dick to service workers because he's just old and mad he's no longer youthful so he comes off as a complete ass: The movie
Timothy lives at the end (spoiler he dies immediately)
The lost city of Pacificis
Mediterranean sunshine
Yuno: The Thing
Megablox the movie
Brandon, Darkest before dawn
Horses and Happenstance
Fabrigé
The Rhizome
Feldman's Path
North of Salzburg
Hot to Trot
The Brigadier General
Fascination of a Simpleton
Clair-Voyance: Teenage Psychic Detective
If you can patent a movie name do.this before someone makes the chat gpt doc after the bubble bursts
The Day The Horses Went Silent
STALINGRAD: Next Generation
Dark Ben: Beyond Accountancy
Swill II
The Binman
The Binman III: No Time For Tomorrow
BINMAN: Origins
Sweet Chestnuts On Barren Soil
Belgium!
Adolf, The Musical
A Worthy Adversary
Zebra Time
Taciturn Dream
The Zurich Smile
A Time for Horses to Bleed
Rashackle Rampage
The Thirsty Dentist
Viridian Brontide
Aw, Shucks!
Best Buds Brigade
Yellow Pencil
Last Road Home, Part 3
Too Much Soap
Escape from Rebel City is an action movie with a confused and incoherent ideology of rebellion.
The Capricorn is Oscar bait.
Tomorrow Comes Next Tuesday is a manic pixie dream girl romance. The girl's name is Tomorrow.
Char Broiled is a stoner comedy about an aspiring cook.
The Bogota Maneuver is historical Oscar bait.
Flint! is a musical about Obama.
Steel Mechanic is scifi action about a grizzled man who fixes robots in early 2100s Los Angeles.
Eacape From Rebel City is the sequel to Road to Rebel City and comes before The Battle for Rebel City and it's the only one I do have a solid concept for. Think The Warriors, Streets of Fire and Miami Connection kinda overall universe where everyone knows kung fu, is in a street gang that reflects the subgenre of rock they're totally dedicated to and everyone is in a band or bike gang. Neon.
It's not all there yet, but it's been something sticking to my brain and slowly filling in
I'd be with ya, but I'm trying to avoid the anime side of it, cause Japan kinda has their own version of what I'm going for and it's pretty well established and trodden. I'm going more for a world interpreted by coked up low budget film distributors who would have maybe released a localized dub of those animes on vhs and recorded the voices mostly themselves to save money and paid little attention to good translations. 70s sleaze clashing with 80s glitz is a part.
Blade Mountain
The Pirahna's Domain
The Last Yokel
Praire Fiends
Blasphemy for the Devil
Bernard Le Cavalier D'Éspace Spectaculair Avec Le Garçon D'Étoile en: Docteur Nebula et la Femme Feroce
The Vindicated
Fresh Dill
The Sword of Damacles
Blyth Expressions
67 Minutes to Launch
The Fairway
Dinner Time at the Wilkinson's
Sir, You Bastard!
Miss Mary Has a Steamboat