He's leaving out a key element in the process here.
King Triton was dropping fucking LOADS.
Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Wait until she finds out how she'll be doing it once she's human. I suspect she'll prefer this approach.
🎶 Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they fuck all day in the sun🎵
Wow, this lyric actually works better than the original, thanks to the near rhyme between walk and fuck.
Third panel has a typo, that "a" should be removed. I can't look away, someone do something about it.