He kindly lets me know when breakfast is

I have 3 kittens, 10 weeks old. They wake me up by having a WWE wrestling championship on top of me. Hitting with folding chairs and everything. At 6am.

"ooh hooman, are you awake? What a coincidence, we too! Well, since you're awake anyway, you might as well give us foodz pleazzz"

Just like ours do…. Trampling all over us to check wether wearer still sleeping.

That's why the smart cat parents grow a full beard and mustache. As a buffer against face-booping.

I wish my cat would do cute things like that. When she wants to eat she just sits by the door and gives me a death stare. Then if I don't notice her after a bit she'll tear around the house like mad while making the fox em noise from Robinhood Men in Tights.