Just... a little...... farther

what a good little bit of art

I used my PC to watch TV from bed before sleeping and just set an auto shutdown so it would turn off after I fell asleep. Once I forgot to set the auto shutdown. So I did the only reasonable thing: I grabbed the laptop next to my bed, booted it, SSHed into my PC, shut it down remotely and then powered off the laptop. This was in the days of spinning hard discs and the entire scheme took at least 20 times as long as had I just gotten up, moved 1.5m (that's 5 feet in freedom units) and shut it down directly.

As long as you keep at least one foot supporting you on the bed it still counts as not leaving the bed.

That's not lazy. Lazy is me having a wireless charger next to my bed, in the exact spot my arm can reach over, so I can just set my phone in there without even trying.

Roll back over, put the phone in your right hand and use the phone to get the little bit of distance. Being truly lazy requires ingenuity.

I feel so seen

I always go to the extra effort just to be lazy

Inaccurate! More than just the feet are left in the bed.