A Story in Two Pictures, Or Solidity? Why Worry!

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memes (@memes@wetdry.world)

https://wandering.shop/@memes@wetdry.world/112569237694967381

Attached: 2 images a story in two pics

memes (@memes@wetdry.world)

(Found by way of @cstross@wandering.shop)

Tweet 1 - Oct 19, 2023:

I'm sorry but if you're paying $200k for a smart contract engineer you're ngmi

"no, the smart contract needs to be perfect and audited" bro hit $100k in daily volume then worry about it being perfect

Tweet 2 - Jun 5, 2024:

tldr; got $40k drained just now

i was submitting OP retro grants app. had to make github repo public for a sec. forgot i had my secret key in there (cuz i'm quite literally retarded, my IQ is 26). got drained of everything.