It would be hard to focus if our floors were built from mashed potatoes.
Anyone who has let cows out to pasture for the first time in spring knows that this is not always the case.
How do I force someone to change their username?
Edit: thanks for coming, everyone. We'll be here all week.
You see, Satan and I were at the tail end of a weeklong bender and getting kinda bored..
It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.
You said you would always be there for me.
It wasn't just a weeklong bender
Right, forgot the s in weekslong 😁
you fucking hippie.
Better than a celibate hippie. Those guys are WEIRD!
You said you would always be there for me
And I will! When the rain starts to fall claps 4 times while swimming fully clothed in a New York fountain