That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep
Hey now, I made no comment on the offer to suck the girl's dick. It's girl dick, there isn't much interesting to say about it.
You don't think that's something interesting to say about it? I thought it was interesting.
Well I don't think anyone can disagree with that, but I'm sure some would. You get all sorts on the Internet.
That's more like a gamified Rorschach test. If you need sexual rewards to decide whether you should save a human life instead of the life of unprocessed salami, you are a psychopath.
But this "unprocessed salami" can speak. Kinda puts them on level playing field.
Unless, of course, salami is voiced by Eddie Murphy, in which case it's an easy pick.
sometimes meat companies do a pro gamer move and turn dead donkeys into extra profit
rascals
How is this a regular occurrence? Are they factory farming donkeys alongside cows for some reason? That would have no profit motive and I don't think you're talking about when a family farm's donkey dies and they sell it to be used in dog food, so I'm honestly interested in how this has become such a widespread practice.
Saving the woman sounds like a huge W. This is the easiest choice of my life, what are you on about?
The Internet would like you to verify that you read the whole meme carefully before posting.
My friend was wondering if you could would feel the same way if it was a man, you know, out of interest, and whether if it was, say, completely at random, a guy in his late twenties with curly black hair and a slight beer belly but he'd be willing to reciprocate so in some senses he'd be the best of both worlds, if that were of interest to you. He was wondering. My friend. Entirely hypothetically. Uhm...
Yes would choose her a thousand times. Starting with a nice one sided BJ and then we are taking turns riding each other. Nothing in the meme tells me i cant
Really, really not a problem. Just checking. I didn't spot it the first time and it changed my perspective but not my answer.
Can I save both but reject both offers? Because I can see value in them as very unique individuals but I'm not really into mules or women with bigger dicks than me.
Who says their dick is bigger? Maybe they have a smaller dick... would you be into it then?
You can just tell, trust me. Professional dick predictor and gait reader, worked in physical rehabilitation for years. I can also smell thyroid disease.
Hypo or hyper? Because personally, I'm not getting hyperthyroidism from that photo and I don't know what hypothyroidism looks like.
I didn't mean I smelt it in this image, just in general I can smell it. A bit off topic but I noticed you're a little low on Vitamin K, is it a dietary concern or have you recently used a blood thinner?
I mean I'm sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.
I've talked to an ace guy abt this and he tried to masturbate as a teen and literally couldn't get hard. He's into romantic stuff tho. Everybody's different I'm sure tho
I'll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it's done when they're conveniently censoring something, but...ugh. :(
I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You'll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.
Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.
Water is the universal solvent.
Ehhhh I'll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They're both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.