Who you gonna root for?

The rain

I'm rooting for them to accidentally kill each other.

The cage

I am rooting for Zuck. I really dislike optiMusk face. In the front he looks like smart and innocent, but everything that he do in the back are either fake or full of shit.

Giant meteor. It didn’t win the 2020 election but maybe this is a stage it can compete on.

Is it gonna be a knife fight?

Rooting for a meteor to strike the ring

The Grim Reaper. I'm hoping the Grim Reaper wins.

both fumbling while entereing the ring and each hitting their heads hard enough to die?

idk dude. i wouldnt wanna fight a dude named "The Zuck"

I hope the venue is in a sub 12,000 meters below the ocean.

Pretty sure this is reversed. Zuckerberg is an Android and Musk is an Alien.

Whoever wins we all lose

Zuckerburg is a better guy than Musk. I don’t praise either of them but at least Zuckerberg ran Facebook with some sincerity. Elon Musk is all talk and power trips and goes after Twitter user’s employers to silence critics.

I really really hate Zuckerberg but I'd root for him anyway.

If you choose the Zuck, you get the fuck.

If you choose the Musk, you get a prepubescent man child who throws temper tantrums whenever he's slightly inconvenienced or someone disagree with him on the internet.

I guess the second one doesn't rhyme, my bad.

I'm rooting for a private jet piloted by Jeff Bezos, with Bobby Kotick, and Charles Koch as passengers, crashes directly into the venue, killing only the planes occupants and these two worthless chucklefucks

Robo Zucky most def wins.