Joke's on you! Ralph is only being tortured as long as you think of how he's being tortured!
Played yaself, torturer!
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Ain't even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday
Ralph will only come back into existence next time this is reposted. For maximum existential horror, change the name every repost so Ralph is forgotten.
Ralph only ceases to exist when the last person views this meme and then closes it, as well as when the last person forgets Ralph ever existed. All I know is that person isn't me and thus I have no blood on my hands.
Henceforth you shall be the torchbearer for the memory of Ralph. His memory will live on due to your efforts.
It's scary, but it's something we all face someday. One day, I'll go, too. The only way to go is forward, Ralph. Farewell.
The moment I was looking and thinking about Ralph, the wifi lost connection to the internet.
Coincidence? Or was it Ralph? 3spooky5me, Ralphie ol' boy!
I get that this is a joke, but I was drunk the other day and had an existential crisis about something similar.
When I write stories, i am inventing a world which basically makes me a god. Am I a bad god for writing stories where terrible things happen?
Interestingly and coincidentally, a couple weeks after that both Overly Sarcastic Productions and Hello Future Me put out videos containing the quote "characters are not people" and I felt personally targeted by that (which is of course ridiculous because why would they know about me?)
In fact Ralph never exists because “you” is indeterminate since hundreds of readers see this post simultaneously