I wouldn't even accept a fist bump.

Nah fam. If the blunt touched his lips already? I don't want mouth VD

Fuck, no.

I don't smoke ditch weed, and I don't smoke bitch weed.

Of course. Listening to him talk makes it clear that he must be smoking some really strong stuff.

Isn't this the horse dewormer guy? It's probably laced with something less fun and more dangerous.

I'm sorry but my suspension of disbelief is ruined because that hand is too large to be his.

Free blunt, why not.

this pic goes hard

Dickhead, holding it in doesn't get you more stoned.

He'd have the shittiest ditch weed, I'm sure.

Yeah I would. I don’t like the man but I feel the conversation and session would be legendary