This will be a meme format for the rest of history and you got there first. Well done! Oh shit, wait:
When you asked for medium-rare and your steak is well-done.
I got there (sorta) second! Yay me!
I used to hate onions, now I just don’t care. Fuck it, throw whatever else in it so I can get some sort of novel taste out of this meal.
This the kind of onion hate I can get behind. If I were an evil genius I'd genetically engineer a disease to destroy all onion crops worldwide. I just need some scientists and henchmen to help me accomplish my mildly evil plan.