It's relieving to let out diarrhea. Constipation is painful and takes forever to get rid of.
I like it when I'm about to take such a big shit that I take off my pants entirely so I can shit it out faster.
The diarrhoea of gods.
Sounds like the whole of creation. At that wasn't all that good.
There used to be a troll that kept spamming videos of girls pooping out their butts everywhere including lemmy shitpost. It's probably ai generated propaganda though. Poop is stored in the balls and most girls don't have a cock or balls.
It's not bad until you add in vomiting at the same time. It's like the body becomes a going out of business sale, everything must go.
Throw in a three day fast and that person could be dropping shotput sized poops they never knew they had in there. Might be the most life changing series of poops they ever took.
I hate those poops that need an entire half roll of toilet paper to wipe it all or else you're going to be smelling your own asshole every time you sit down for the rest of the day. Guess I'm a poop racist.
I did kind of enjoy the time my brother and I got salmonella growing up. One bathroom, we were destroying it every 15 minutes taking turns. At some point you just have to laugh through the pain!