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Right
Rock-hard (and indeed contains various rocks such as gravel), never goes stale, and is terribly sustaining. A traveller can go for miles, just knowing there's dwarf bread in their pack. A traveller can think of just about anything to eat rather than dwarf bread including their own foot and even pumpkins (see Witches Abroad).
Various forms of dwarf bread can be used as weapons, e.g. battle muffins and drop scones. Fine specimens of dwarf bread can be found in the Dwarf Bread Museum, Whirligig Alley, Ankh-Morpork, open to the public whenever volunteers have time (Feet of Clay).
Too much fat, or gluten. Depends if you got your liver from the front or the back row on that picture.
You aren't supposed to eat the loaves of bread, you're supposed to fight to the death with them 🥖
The one on the left. He has a look in his eye that says "I've done morally questionable things at a CIA/MI6 black site".
Far left appears to have that firm ass, welcome to San Francisco, crisp sourdough crust. Far right is some bread pan, Texas toast make’n, sponge crust.
As always, the left of where the fun is, and the right boring and conservative.
The dude on the right is cheating and only showing the underside of the loaf, bet it's long, wide, and maybe an inch thick. Edit: Oxford comma
Right one. It weighs more. One massive thump to the head and those other two are history.
I know the Marvel movies have been going downhill, maybe this is their plan to turn it around. The Breadvengers!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf, We take more drugs than a touring funk band.
SING IT!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf.
SING IT!
My loaf is bigger than your loaf.
SING IT!