Another great one is, again paraphrasing, "If I wouldn't go to hell if I didn't know about Jesus, why would you tell me?"
One mans trash is another man’s treasure.
But I’m gonna tell you right now, as an ex Christian guy, a lot of conservative dudes views of what heaven will be like for them after being an asshole to everyone their whole lives isn’t that far off from the “I get 70 virgins” thing the muslims have going on.
It's like a dog chasing its tail. They just want to get there, not thinking about what happens afterwards