I have a sneaking suspicion this is not a real text exchange but was created merely for our entertainment.
Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they're gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.
Dad's inbox the following Monday: "Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home..."
I've always found dad jokes funny, there's just something about them that matches my humor lol
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